“Not as smart or funny as he thinks he is.”
- Antoni Buccini
“Wears an inappropriately short dressing gown.”
- Mark Tureck
“I beat him at table tennis and he’s still bitter about it.”
- Oliver Phillips
“Could be really pretty if he made an effort.”
- Rosie Hill
“Jared ‘you owe me for that coffee five months ago’ Hill”
- Phoebe Chandler
“Allergic to the sun.”
- Tilly Hill
“He drinks Huel all in one go, like a pelican. It’s gross.”
- Han Craig
“He once made me laugh. Just the one time.”
- Joel McCluskey
“Alcohol just makes him even more irritating.”
- Oscar Dell’Anna
“Jared Hill. No volume control.”
- Kimberly Broom
“His mum still buys his pants.”
- Ruby Stevenson
“He watches really weird videos on Youtube.”
- Hannah Phillips
👋 Hi, I’m Jared, a product designer based in London. The above quotes are real: in the name of transparency, I asked the people closest to me to describe my worst qualities. If you still want to work with me, read on.
A lot of my stuff is under wraps, but here’s a quick (and whitelabelled) look at what I’ve done.
